Start HErE --» DEAR DIARY, TODAY I KISSED A BOY. WELL, IT WASN'T A REAL BOY. JUST KIND OF. WELL, ANYWAY, HE STUCK HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH AND IT HAD A BIG GOB OF SPIT ON IT. I WASN'T SURE IF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK MY MOM ABOUT THAT ONE. BUT ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT IT FELT NEAT AS THE GOB OF SPIT SLID DOWN MY THROAT AND I SWALLOWED IT. IT TASTED LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. THIS COULD BE BECAUSE HE WAS EATING THAT DURING LUNCH, BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE. I HOPE THAT I CAN KISS HIM TOMORROW BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE HIM. I'M GOING TO FEED HIM MY SANDWICHES ALL THE TIME. I AM SO GLAD THAT MY MOM BOUGHT ME A DOG FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

SEARS PONCHO brian smith Who are you? to say TO SAY YOU SAYING "Hey Dude! Nice Sears Poncho!" and who are you? Mr. Authentic Radical! - looking very Groovy Mr. Authentic Radical? - in the most Socially conscious duds and You! say - YOU SAY YOU SAYING "Hey Man! Don't bum me then SAY YOU SAY YOU SAYING "I! wear what I! wear!" "Much later for YOU! Mr. Normal!" "All You normal people!" "Fuck YOU! and your Sears poncho!" - When You're looking, Mr. Radical, down Down on WHO? Dumping on MAPLE STREET??? "Hey Dude! YOU! were born there!" LIMB BAG commercial idea by Sharon Kochanski Shot of announcer walking down a suburban street. As he speaks we see the residents

bringing their garbage out to the curb some are putting the bags into the trunks of their cars. All very suspicious... ANNOUNCER: In today's world full of bloody, senseless and quite obscene violence you just don't have the time to go around looking for a waste bag that is strong enough to suit your personal needs. How much time (and money) have you spent on bags that leak (he picks up bag as bloody substance oozes from the corner) oops!, what a mess. Or worse yet, bags that rip apart altogether (he picks up bag and gives it a quick jolt. It bursts open and several severed limbs fall to the floor) and the gig is up, before it began! Shot of announcer approaching the man who is placing the bag into the trunk of his car. ANNOUNCER: You need a bag that can get the job done, a bag that can hold the worst stench in for up to one full week prior to disposal. (removes bag from car trunk) May I? (gentleman nods as announcer takes a whiff of the bag) Nothing.

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