HELLO,
AND WELCOME TO THIS MAGAZINE, A COLLECTION OF RECIPES
FOR GEORGE AND SALLY TO MAKE WHILE THEY ARE IN PRISON.
BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED BUDGET PLEASE DO NOT READ MORE THAN
ONE WORD A DAY.
ALL I CAN SAY IS I HOPE YOU ARE WILLING TO FIGHT.
THIS MAGAZINE MAKES A FORMAL APOLOGY AS REQUIRED BY OUR
LAYWER, TO ALL THOSE WHOM WE HAVE OFFENDED BOTH DIRECTLY AND
INDIRECTLY. NEXT TIME WE WILL INCLUDE EYEPLUGS FOR THOSE WHO
DO NOT WISH TO READ SUCH HORRIBLE PRINT OF SPEAK.
AS A REASON FOR JELLO MAY WE SUGGEST: LIFE IS A RACE TO
THE
TOP OF THE CARROT AND WHEN YOU GET THERE YOU FIND OUT THAT
ONLY THE POTATOES ARE TOUGH ENOUGH TO SURVIVE. FOR IF THEY
STOPPED MAKING STEEL I THINK THEY COULD USE POTATOES WITH
THE SAME AMOUNT OF SUCCCESS.
THE LITLE GIRL WHO STOPPED ME IN THE STREET AND SAID "WILL
YOU GIVE A NICKEL TO HELP FIGHT JANE'S ADDICTION ?", I'M
SORRY I DIDN'T STOP TO ASK YOU WHAT IS JANE'S ADDICTION.
CARRY A TORCH AS YOU READ
REMEMBER MAMA
SAVE THE LISP FOR TUESDAY
DONT FART
WAZ
Cool Porridge and misery
signifying a debt which ends
inside of a heart so full
it hasnt any room for voids.
Mushy oatmeal and you with
bad eyes saying youre just
not hungry anymore. A fork
at your foot and some stick
to your hair, we've left
the table for the sink.
Sara Plulverizer
