| Since we lasted talked, THIS MEGAZINE has
moved to a new location. Now, the people who know us know that we do not have a serious drip drop of blood for THIS MEGAZINE, but because the creators have not kept up the upkeeping of the well-being of the world, us invaders have taken THIS MEGAZINE into the galaxy, where we will be exploring new planets for our indulgence into the haphazard world of magazines. We don't like what has happened, and for that reason, we can no longer have input from boring or otherwise domestic beings. Only happy and crazy things can go into THIS MEGAZINE from now on. We are sorry we got so lazy, but you know our name, so it goes along with the territory. But we need help from all of you, since our brains have shrunk, and we can no longer think independently, you have to help us fill the pages of THIS vast and open area. HELP US, WE |
PLEAD WITH YOU! We all know where you live,
so if you plan on staying where you are, on the planet Earth, then you will listen, and listen good, for the force is with you, and we know you know how to use it, because it is in the back of everyone's minds. You know what I'm talking about. That space where your mind takes over every now and then, and you think you are going crazy, but you're not, it is just a spurt of imagination, and you need a creative outlet. That is what THIS is here for! Now go get out your pen and paper, and write or be artistic, cut out the form on the inside of THIS cover, and you will be so proud of yourself, that you will jump right out of your seat, and mail that package to us immediately! YEAH! See, that wasn't so bad. Now sit back and read all that is waiting ahead of you in THIS, our scary 13th issue . . . |
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