This is a rele story. Contributed by a concerned teacher: Kurt Helfrich May/1 4/9 1 To: Mr. H Once upan a time there was a boy named Josh Masden He couldn't pay his charg fo tow

AN EDITORIAL Reannie Roads I don't understand this whole problem with silicon breast implants. Broccoli prevents cancer, why not just use broccoli? I mean, sure it would be lumpy, but think of the variety. For the petite woman -

into each breast. Then stand under a sunlamp for an hour each day. In just 2 months you could be a size D. So for your breast implants, shop at Wegman's. "Every day, you get our breasts!" AMYKIPMUCKY A play of real life stories

weeks or he would get no lunch. Then about 3 months latter he had to stay in the ofice because he Depanced Jessica Polock. So he had to stay in the office for tow days and on the last day the people that run the lunch line said I could not charge so I Had to eat a bun a Milk. P.S. I Bet my mom's going to chew their Buts off. And I Hope so. THE END

PUSSY & PENIS

Act I: I saw doctor Jeckle on Hyde St. He looked a bit 111 so I bought him a Bourbon and took him to Grove (Grovey) St. He was wearing leather chaps leaving his hairy butt all hanging out. Near Polk and Vallejo I heard someone shout - SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT is all they could do at my friend in his butt pants and the hairy part too. -Haze St. San Fran

EAR BAG Paul Weinman Interesting, where he wears his bag of bad guy's ears... strung from his back on that black cord. Crisscrossing his own thick body. They can hear what I can't see - He'll say, penknife opened hidden in pocketed hand. Most belonged to industrialist, some religious guys - advertising people S&L sharks. Sometimes, I dry 'em in the sun. He'll whisper. Makes 'em look like potato chips. No sodium.

Bird's Eye, and for the woman with gusto - Jolly Green Giant. Frozen broccoli can keep you cool all summer long. And Madonna wannabes can use broccoli spears. Broccoli implants have several advantages over silicon. Broccoli has lots of iron in it, so you wouldn't have to worry about sagging breasts. Also - with silicon breasts you can't breast-feed, but with Beachnut baby broccoli breasts you can keep your baby cancer-free as well as your breasts. For a more gradual increase in breast size, broccoli seeds can be implanted

Act II: Skquiggle, skquiggle skquiggle, skquare, skquare, round, groovy, words make a man a woman and a murderer. There's a round sound fighting evolution and a rise in the fighting an' the glory there's a round sound fighting revolution and the heat of the thick of the story Which if read stoned and in full makes you paint every wall of your place or a friend's which is more than I can say for The Bible Ezra, Christ, Jacob, and Sam The Bible is lie the lie is the fun

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