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The new sith
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10/26/2006 9:22:56 PM
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Today we build the Mexican border fence, tomorrow the Death Star. Nothing can stop us!
From: someone else
Location: somewhere in the U.S.
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Horton´s a Pickle
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9/16/2006 10:07:01 AM
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Will it ever be, the thing I see before me? I can´t recall, is this the cowbell scene or just the elephant man?
From: docter swiss
Location: podunkia
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turn it up
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5/3/2006 3:11:36 PM
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turn it up
From: Anthony
Location: A little town in the mountains
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Bottom Reformulator
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4/11/2006 7:25:50 PM
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I really need one of these to lift and separate
From: Hello
Location: fartville
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possum
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7/24/2005 8:14:36 PM
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nice kitty
From: Lady Miss Katie
Location: Left Coast
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Stripe-y
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11/5/2004 10:02:45 PM
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Not sure what this is
From: Me
Location: Here
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Choose your poison
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4/1/2004 11:15:03 PM
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Multicolor drinks, yum yum
From: yaya
Location: Fredonia, USA
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Blue Recycle Bin on street
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3/2/2004 2:00:59 PM
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I like to recycle. How about you?
From: Recycleman
Location: SF
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anyone know where I can get one of these?
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3/1/2004 9:58:31 PM
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I found this picture taped to my windsheild. It is very unlike the paintings from sarah pulver. i want one of these toys so I can have a friend. a friend who won´t let me down and cut off my windpipe. ok mom i´ll be right there. gotta go
From: sister kris tan
Location: Buffalo
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Waferman
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8/26/2003 7:03:05 PM
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I got big wafer. It much bigger than your wafer.
From: Man with Wafter
Location: Fishkill, NY
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Guggenheim
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6/20/2003 12:34:46 PM
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I want to go to the Guggenheim Museum. It would be such a trip for a fish like me...
From: Skippy Skipper
Location: Lake Erie, USA
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Geez, Isn´t this pleasant?
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6/17/2003 4:09:23 PM
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I happened to stumbled across this geek while seaching the internet for butt dust.
I love butt dust and happen to cherish everything it stands for (whatever...?) and I wanted to give it a hug. Then I came across this polluted joke of a college education.
Ok, so let me guess. You want me to save the whales, right? We´ll I´ve got news for you. The whales are saving themselves. They don´t need our help. They been around longer than we have, and they´re bigger too. So get off my butt.
Meanwhile, I´m going to the lesbian showcase at the local Denny´s restaurant. I heard they´re having a hottin and hollerin contest tonight that compares with pigs in heat and cats having sex. Sounds like a humdinger to me.
Hey buttdust! What´s it gonna take to have you make a tribute page to Elvis?
From: Smoking Gun
Location: Fredonia NY
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David Lee Roth is BACK!!!
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5/1/2003 11:31:52 PM
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Yes, it´s TRUE! Look
David Lee Roth, former frontman of rock band Van Halen is back, as seen in this photo of David giving a radio interview while he promotes his new album "VIAGRA saved me!"
On again, off again, then completely blacklisted from the rock scene for many years, David swears he thought it was over and he would have to join up with Axl Rose just to get a gig at Sizzler in Hollywood.
But then he got a big break when a former fan of his won big at bingo one night, and pay for David to record a demo album at StarStuck mobile recording studio and windshield wiper replacement service in Van Nyens CA They both downed a bottle of pepto-bismol and the rest was history.
The new album features 8 hard rock songs starting with:
California Nuns
I just don´t jiggle no more
Janees Dying
Running to the devil´s food cake
It´s hot where´s the preacher
tube snake boogie
born in the USA
You light up my lifestyle
A world tour is planned if a hair spray sponsor can be persuaded to pay the bills
From: howard stern
Location: nyc ny
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Don´t look at my crotch
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4/17/2003 6:51:39 PM
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I have to try very hard during the day to hide my desire to be a crossdresser.
The nice lady next to me is really a man, but she hides it well. I only found out because I read about it in the Enquirer
From: Professor Pants
Location: Stafford, England
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my pants
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4/17/2003 6:46:12 PM
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Our plus size to petite clothing is custom made from the best Natural Fiber Rayon on the market. THIS rayon holds it shape and color and the "Crinkle" style is virtually Wrinkle Free! All of our clothing can be machine washed on Perma Press in cold water and either line or machine dryed on the delicate setting. If you have another fabric in mind for your custom creation, don´t despair: We´ll make any of our patterns in your fabric. You choose the pattern and custom options then fill out the form to submit your measurements. We keep your measurements on file for your convenience but guard them with the highest security.
From: Queer
Location: Queerdonia
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I paint
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4/8/2003 6:40:38 PM
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mookie mookie I paint
From: hicckkuuppps
Location: freekdonia
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catch me if you can
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4/2/2003 9:18:08 PM
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this is something worthy of potty placement.
From: yaya
Location: fredonia, ny
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